STEPS TO BECOMING A PROCRASTINATION SUPERSTAR

  1. 1.
    Tell yourself you have plenty of time temainjng
  2. 2.
    Get up and get a glass of wager
  3. 3.
    Drink the glass of water
  4. 4.
    Tell someone you needed water because you were thirsty
  5. 5.
    Get another glass, fill it all the way so it's overflowinf
  6. 6.
    Mop up the spilled water
  7. 7.
    Slowly walk back to your work station
  8. 8.
    Write a sentence
  9. 9.
    Get up and get a Kleenex (from the box you keep in the other room)
  10. 10.
    (To be cont)