CHRISTMAS DINNER INTERNAL MONOLOGUE
I have a lot to say...in my head
- •Merry Christmas to All, and to All, an Infinity Scarf!
- •Why is there no music?
- •Do not engageUnder any circumstance
- •Secret Santa wasn't limited to handmade gifts?
- •I'd ask if she needs help in the kitchen, but it truly appears that she's got things coveredWouldn't want to make her insecure
- •Smize like you mean it
- •Rey bobblehead??!!!
- •Can I connect my phone to your Sonos?
- •Have another
- •Have one, please
- •Keep calm and call bullshit
- •Is my mother giving my niece the same career advice she gave me 25 yrs ago?I'm unemployed because I hated my job
- •Granpas battle for nicest man ever
- •Can I put egg nog in my coffee?
- •Yes, yes I will have more pie