To keep you going in the tough times
  1. This too shall pass
    Bad stuff and good stuff also
  2. You are exactly where you're supposed to be in this moment
    You don't know what the universe has planned.
  3. Rejection is god's protection
    If you don't book a job, it might have turned out horribly anyway. Like when I got obsessed with this hosting gig that would have taken me to music festivals all summer. I hate music festivals and I'm sober that would have been dumb but still I was sad I think it was bc I adjusted my Wellbutrin dosage without consulting my doc.
  4. Everything will work out the way it's supposed to.
    See also: there is a divine plan of goodness for you.
  5. Nothing matters and we all die
    This silly lil audition or dumb outfit is nbd in the grand scheme of things.