REASONS IT MUST BE COOL TO BE A CAT
Based on what I've observed from my cars, Brin and Noodle.
- •You'd get to sleep all dayThat's literally all they do
- •You don't have to showerBecause you bathe with your tongue.
- •You'd always be softBut maybe humans would always think they could use you as a pillow so it might not be that cool
- •You can be moodyAnd people would say, "Oh she's a cat, she's just like that."
- •You can ask for food ALL THE TIMEAnd it never gets old because it's adorable
- •You'd be able to meowAnd have different cool meows depending on whether you were talking to a bird or your cat sister or your mom.
- •CatnipsWhen people are into stuff that makes them hyper, they get Interventioned, but when cats do it, it's just cats being cats.