REASONS IT MUST BE COOL TO BE TALL

I'm short so this is what my dream world looks like
  1. You can reach things high up
    Like a can opener or the thing that makes apples into wedges
  2. You could be a model maybe
  3. People wouldn't smush you on a crowded train
    Because they don't see you
  4. Strangers would ask you, "How's the weather up there?"
    If you were really tall
  5. Basketball
  6. Concerts would be way better
  7. Less prone to fat in weird places
    Because it could spread out everywhere
  8. Dresses fit correctly
    Instead of bunching at the straps