1. Constipated dogs
    This dog tried to poop for like 10 minutes. Poor guy.
  2. No one says anything about your gorilla suit
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    They just laugh and take selfies with the 'rillas.
  3. Random yelling
    There was a Mormonish guy yelling about hating Jews and a Jewish guy yelling right back. That sounds bad but it was surprisingly peaceful.
  4. Hare Krishna cymbals
  5. Puppies for adoption
    You can pet them all day.
  6. The big forever 21!
    I have a system.
  7. That Barnes and Nobles that lets you bring books into their third floor Starbucks. This is terrible to say, but it might be one of my favorite places in New York.
    Suggested by @videodrew