THINGS THAT ARE TOO COMPLICATED IN MY HOTEL ROOM

I'm just staying in The Hotel on Rivington, not, like, in the future.
  1. The lamp
    Is it a touch lamp or what? I couldn't figure it out so I just unplugged.
  2. The phone
    I guess I haven't used a cordless phone in like 20 yrs bc I didn't understand that thing
  3. The AC
    Fuggaheddaboutit
  4. The light switches
    The dimmer situation is way too much.
  5. The shower
    I thought it was a thermostat for the water temp but, turns out, it's a sauna! I'm just a simple girl from Pennsylvania.