- •Running my own literary website a la Ortberg and Cliffe
- •BiographerIn this version I would have unrestricted access to interesting people as if I were an assistant but with zero responsibility. I would just channel my best Joan Didion impression and take cryptic notes.
- •Something at the White HouseI just feel that this is incredibly romantic because I was exposed to Sorkin too young.
- •Pearl expertI'd work at an auction house and hunt down antique pearls from around the world. I read a book on this once.
- •Philanthropic BillionairessI would wear a scarf and sunglasses everywhere I went and write enormous checks all the time.
- •Teacher at a Swiss boarding schoolI don't know how much I would teach as much as stare forlornly at the mountains. I would teach English and music criticism. I would write novels in the summer under a pseudonym.
- •Ghost at a flower farm
- •Video store clerk circa 1993I could have rocked at this, I think.