HIGH SCHOOL RUMORS SPREAD ABOUT ME
- •I was fucking my debate partnerThis will never happen for a variety of reasons 1) that we are two fundamentally different people who want fundamentally different things and 2) I am too focused on winning states to ever let this happen.
- •I had sex in either the McDonald's or the Planned Parenthood parking lot.No!!!
- •I worshiped SatanThis was because I was talking about the IRS and religions, I think? I was mainly talking about how funny it would be if the IRS made distinctions between religions and cults. Would Satanists be a hate group, idk? My main theoretical religion was based on the 3 wives of Adam I spent so much time thinking about it. This was before I spent a lot of time reading about group rights but the line about what constitutes a religion/non-profit is so tricky (and should be revised imo).
- •I wrote a poem about my friend's love lifeIt was actually extensive notes on a couple of incidents in her relationship because I wanted to mine them for fiction/a joke one day.
- •I applied to Stanford earlyI have no idea why so many people thought this. I'm a huge Joan Didion fan and I'm literally afraid of California?
- •Someone was cyberbullying mePeople thought there was an account on Twitter pretending to be me but it was actually me and I'm just really self-deprecating bye!!!
- •In conclusion: I have done nothing in high school.