Alternatively List App Bios I have considered
  1. Hitchcock Blonde Brunette
    Doesn't this sound intriguing? Hints at how interchangeable I look, but I need to have lived more life to use this one.
  2. The One True Fake Jenny Holzer
    Hints that I'm a troll at heart.
  3. Life an allergic reaction to reading Infinite Jest and Lolita back-to-back in 7th grade
    This always sounds a little too precious to me.
  4. actual teen girl/neurotic
  5. not a ginger
    my parents are gingers
  6. Attitude of a Fading Child Prodigy without the Talent
    Maybe I'll do this one after I apply to college right now it reminds me of all the ways I'm terrible.