PHRASES THAT DESCRIBE ME BUT NOT PERFECTLY
Alternatively List App Bios I have considered
- •Hitchcock Blonde BrunetteDoesn't this sound intriguing? Hints at how interchangeable I look, but I need to have lived more life to use this one.
- •The One True Fake Jenny HolzerHints that I'm a troll at heart.
- •Life an allergic reaction to reading Infinite Jest and Lolita back-to-back in 7th gradeThis always sounds a little too precious to me.
- •actual teen girl/neurotic
- •not a gingermy parents are gingers
- •Attitude of a Fading Child Prodigy without the TalentMaybe I'll do this one after I apply to college right now it reminds me of all the ways I'm terrible.