REJECTED SOCIAL MEDIA BIOS

We're all #brands now might as well embrace it through radical honesty (I'm 100% sure this isn't what radical honesty as a phrase was coined for).
  1. Inspiration for every female character in a Franzen novel
    I have never actually read a Franzen novel (yet, I just picked up a second-hand copy of The Corrections).
  2. final girl
    I have never seen a horror movie
  3. sadgirl on the Internet
    Too honest