TWEETS I MADE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE I AM INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL 📂
When did Draftmas end?
- •Went home with a short guy tonightMorning after I win an Oscar. Picture of me with adorable bedhead, smudged eyeliner, and a single pearl earring in bed with my Oscar.
- •Still the #1 New York Times bestseller of my heartWhen my book ends its record breaking time at the number one slot.
- •*photo that strongly implies I joined the mile high club on a private jet through a personalized t-shirt with someone else's name*No caption. Inspired by recent events.
- •How many billions can you have before you stop being relatable?...Asking for a friend.