WHAT I, A HUMAN DISASTER, HAVE BEEN UP TO TODAY

  1. Showed up to an ice cream social thinking it would be a luncheon
    I didn't read the email...
  2. Changed my mind at least 6 times about going on a gap year
  3. Somehow manipulates my friend into giving me a ride way out of his way
    ????
  4. Tried to give a tour of a high school I don't go to
    I was stopped by a Harvard man smh. HM: What are you doing? I had to walk you to your meeting here.
  5. Was an emotionally absent babysitter