Igby Goes Down
"My life is...I'm downing in assholes."
- •"If heaven is such a wonderful place, then why was getting crucified such a big fucking sacrifice?"
- •"All the best relationships are based on contracts."
- •"Are those cloves? Outstanding! Can I bum one?"
- •"What are you doing, you little reptile?"
- •"Pavlov's pothead. I hear the sound of a bong clink and my eyes begin to water."
- •"She's a dancer who doesn't dance, and her friend is a painter who doesn't paint. It's kind of a boho version of Island of the Lost Toys."
- •"Fuckin'. Lucky. Charms."
- •"I think if Gandhi had had to hang out with you for any prolonged period of time, he'd have ended up kicking the shit out of you."
- •"Not going to New Jersey isn't procrastinating. It's common sense."