My Sunday Morning Routine

A variation on a theme.
  1. Wake up at usual time.
    7:30-8:00ish.
  2. Be super hungry.
    I went to a folk festival yesterday after work and my entire dinner was a BLOOMING ONION. It was astounding.
  3. Make delicate pancakes with lemon zest and wild blueberries.
    Recipe makes 6. I ate 5, because I'm not a complete fatass.
  4. Snooze on couch watching "That '70s Show".
    So many jokes about how Fez constantly masturbates.
  5. Return to bed for three hours of sleep.
    I wasn't done yet.
  6. Later: Actually do things.
    But not yet.