A list I'm finishing in a belated fashion due to the nuttiness of said holidays.
  1. Families with time off.
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  2. Me.
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  3. Picky teenagers.
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  4. Bitches.
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  5. Festive what-have-you.
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  6. Clueless husbands.
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  7. Return policy deniers.
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