Things That Make Me Go "Nope".

(a list of judgments)
  1. Backwards baseball hats
    Never.
  2. Beach Hair Tees
    Wow, it rhymes!
  3. Cheap flip flops
    Waddle, waddle.
  4. Shirtless dudes (in town) (not pictured) (you're welcome)
    Are you standing on pavement? If the answer is yes, you should be wearing a shirt.
  5. Sports team nail art
    Why?
  6. Toe Rings
    Timelessly tacky.