(a list of judgments)
  1. Backwards baseball hats
    Static
    Never.
  2. Beach Hair Tees
    Static
    Wow, it rhymes!
  3. Cheap flip flops
    Static
    Waddle, waddle.
  4. Shirtless dudes (in town) (not pictured) (you're welcome)
    Are you standing on pavement? If the answer is yes, you should be wearing a shirt.
  5. Sports team nail art
    Static
    Why?
  6. Toe Rings
    Static
    Timelessly tacky.