Inspired by @Gola
  1. Dealing With Too-Many-Remotes Anxiety by Saying "Fuck It" & Reading a Book Instead
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  2. How To Lose 40 Pounds By Simply Giving Up Most Foods, Cooking Everything From Scratch, And Doing Dishes All Day
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  3. How To Gain 50 Pounds By Starting A Business & Dating Someone Who Brings You Delicious Cocktails While You Lounge on The Couch Like A Queen
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  4. The Art of Making The Perfect Chinese Takeout Order
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  5. Obsessively Spotting Kurt Vonnegut References In Everyday Life
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  6. There Is Actually Plenty of Parking if One Considers The Spaces That Are Not The Two Directly In Front of The Shop
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  7. The Basics of Supply & Demand as They Relate to Birkenstock's Popularity
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  8. Too Many Choices Paralyzes Shoppers (& Why There Aren't More Things In My Store For You To Not Want)
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  9. Why Flip Flops Are The Worst For Your Feet & Should be For Beach, Pool, and Post-Pedicure Wearing Only
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