Notes in My Phone That I Don't Remember Making

  1. "To buy: bug shit, garbage bags, panties"
  2. "Not attracted to anyone whose hair always looks good"
  3. "I used to think No Surprises was a love song but it's a horror story"
  4. "Every dress should have pockets content"
  5. "Sci fi: when we finally do it we break the space time continuum"
  6. "The implication that I am irresistible is irresistable"
  7. "Best Bowie line: she's uncertain if she likes him, but she knows she really loves him"
  8. "If people wrote about eating the way they write about sex"
  9. "Lessons: don't put whiskey into hot unsweetened coffee"
  10. "Yung professional. Jung thug."