Some things guys on Tinder have said to me recently...

IDK
  1. "Can I tell you about the best sex I ever had with [our one mutual friend]?"
  2. "Can I do your laundry? Or just venmo you for no reason?"
  3. "I'm smoking a blunt." "I don't know why I messaged you that, sorry."
  4. A GIF of Elmo raising his hands in the air with fire burning below him and text that says "Hail Satan!" [No previous context]
  5. "My thesis film is about a guy who gets off sexually to 9/11 footage"