Things I've Done to Pass Down Time During Jury Duty

  1. Manually came up with anagrams for my name and the names of most of my friends and crushes
  2. Drew some creepyish self portraits
  3. Stared at the guy I hate on my jury and wondered how it feels to be such a little shit
  4. Stared at the ceiling running through a variety of sexual fantasies
  5. Grocery lists
  6. Tried to decide which of the ADAs I'd M/F/K in various combinations
  7. Read two entire novels (Emily Gould's Friendship, Hilton Als' White Girls)
  8. Update: this robot