Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. Skittles
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    But I have to pick out the new disgusting "green apple" ones :(
  2. Banana runts
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    Banana ones are best but the little pink ones are pretty good too.
  3. Soft peppermints
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    #1 among cats in my household, who sniff the empty bag like coke addicts.
  4. Now and Laters
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    But fuck the new softer ones, I want to feel like these might pull my teeth out.
  5. Atomic fireballs
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    I order bags of 500 and keep them in my file cabinet at work.