1. You would have made an ugly sister
  2. It's nice to be known as the good looking one
  3. I look like a genius next to you
  4. You supply me with all the baseball caps I need
  5. When you hit me it doesn't even hurt
  6. You give good Christmas presents
  7. At Valentine's Day it's fun to make your Valentine
  8. You help me get in touch with the nerds
  9. You serve as a good example of a dense brother
  10. You are gone to the mall a lot (I don't have to bear you all day)