Vices That I Find Inexplicably Attractive

  1. A constant stream of self effacing humor
  2. Chain smoking
  3. Bad tattoos
  4. In a prog rock band
  5. Doesn't dress properly for winter
  6. Obliviousness, generally
  7. Regular at a shitty bar
  8. Evidently over-experienced at sexting
  9. That kind of vegetarian that only eats cheese pizza and ice cream
  10. Only calls when it's half past five