Women I'm Hot For
I mostly crush on dudes but when I see these ladies something happens. (The something is me wanting to make out with them)
- 1.Maggie GyllenhaalIt's just like her mouth, mostly. Once described myself as Gyllenhaalsexual and I still think that's fairly accurate.
- 2.Every single woman currently on SNLLike, every one.
- 3.Liv TylerMostly her voice. Will buy any book ever as an audiobook read by Liv Tyler.
- 4.Dascha PolancoFound my latent bisexuality awakened the moment she walked across my TV in an orange jumpsuit.
- 5.Gwen Stefani (1995)As a teen my computer desktop background was a collage of 17 photos of Gwen Stefani wearing crop tops.
- 6.Christina Aguilera (2016)She gets hotter every year.
- 7.Gina RodriguezThe thing on Jane The Virgin where she seems pure and innocent but then writes super scalding erotica is peak hot to me.
- 8.Janet MockI don't actually feel like I could be in a room with Janet and survive.
- 9.Christina HendricksShe reminds me of my best friend, which makes this a little awkward, but otoh my best friend is the most beautiful woman on planet earth soooo
- 10.Janelle MonaeThe cutest human to ever be born. And her cloooooothes.
- 11.Ilana GlazerDoes it for me both in a laughing way and in a sex way.
- 12.Alison BrieMe and every straight male on planet earth, I realize. But my god, look at her.