Qualifications to be a professional Dancer

I also choreograph
  1. No internet in my childhood
  2. Killed "I'm a little Teapot" by the time I was four
  3. Began dance lessons around 5
  4. Danced publicly till I wasn't a cute kid anymore
  5. Danced in my parent's basement after that all through teens
  6. Co-choreographed quincenera
  7. Choreographed unseen dances and some ballet
  8. Killed the dance floor in my twenties even while morbidly obese
  9. Presently dance in my parent's basement