Things I do in the shower aside from cleaning myself

  1. Pee
  2. Sing
  3. Watch to see how fast the water drains
  4. Clear hair from the catch
  5. Hydro martial arts
  6. Shave what no one sees anyway
  7. Recites what I could have said to brother's wife when she asked if my arms gained weight
  8. Dance moves
  9. Clear hair from catch
  10. Trim hair ends
  11. Observe miscellaneous objects on my body
  12. Clear hair from catch