Things my child, Penelope, age 8 has said
- •Shhhh, I'm watching this video about what inside black holes. Like I don't already know.
- •If you put a cactus on a mountain, and it touches the clouds, it's like me standing on a box to reach the Crunch bars.
- •When forced to write a movie review.
- •Her thoughts on Voldemort.
- •There's two things I know about life...One, everything is useful. You can have a rock. People might laugh at your rock, but you can throw it and have fun. Two, nothing is 100% safe.
- •I'm gonna be mad at you for at least two more evenings.