Revised regularly.
  1. Shhhh, I'm watching this video about what inside black holes. Like I don't already know.
  2. If you put a cactus on a mountain, and it touches the clouds, it's like me standing on a box to reach the Crunch bars.
  3. When forced to write a movie review.
  4. Her thoughts on Voldemort.
  5. There's two things I know about life...
    One, everything is useful. You can have a rock. People might laugh at your rock, but you can throw it and have fun. Two, nothing is 100% safe.
  6. I'm gonna be mad at you for at least two more evenings.