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  1. "One look at his teeth, and you could understand his crusade for universal health care."- Me Talk Pretty One Day, David Sedaris
  2. "Even if it's not your ideal life, you can always choose it. No matter what your life is, choosing it changes everything."-Open, Andra Agassi
  3. "...thinking-but not saying- that I find it ridiculous to assign gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself."-Me Talk Pretty One Day, David Sedarisi
  4. "I think prime numbers are like life. They are very logical, but you could never work out the rules, even if you spent all your life thinking about them."- A Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, Mark Haddon
  1. A screenshot of Mike Pence crushing his balls with a Lincoln Bible after being aroused by the feminine contours of the capital building
    -the onion
  2. Email to check out my coworker's new LinkedIn skill
    I learned to use PowerPoint in the seventh grade, Larissa.
  3. Father Stretch my hands pt 1
    On repeat until I ruin it for myself
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