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- •"One look at his teeth, and you could understand his crusade for universal health care."- Me Talk Pretty One Day, David Sedaris
- •"Even if it's not your ideal life, you can always choose it. No matter what your life is, choosing it changes everything."-Open, Andra Agassi
- •"...thinking-but not saying- that I find it ridiculous to assign gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself."-Me Talk Pretty One Day, David Sedarisi
- •"I think prime numbers are like life. They are very logical, but you could never work out the rules, even if you spent all your life thinking about them."- A Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, Mark Haddon
- •A screenshot of Mike Pence crushing his balls with a Lincoln Bible after being aroused by the feminine contours of the capital building-the onion
- •Email to check out my coworker's new LinkedIn skillI learned to use PowerPoint in the seventh grade, Larissa.
- •Father Stretch my hands pt 1On repeat until I ruin it for myself