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Potential chapter titles in a memoir I'm not writing
  1. Too Young for Vinyl, Too Old for Vine
  2. I Miss French Toast Crunch and Pepsi Blue
  3. This Is What I Look Like
  4. I Was Awkward Before Awkward Was Cool
  5. Please Don't Call Me Ever
  6. If I Die Young, Bury Me With My Journals
  7. It's My Parents' Fault
  8. It's My Kids' Fault
  9. Fairytales v. Reality in the Ring to Win It All
  10. To All the Places I've Lived Before