1. Me: "I'm guessing they shouldn't be playing in the mud?" *points to kids across the schoolyard*
  2. Her: *sigh* "no, thanks for telling me. How old are you?"
  3. Me: "21?"
  4. Her: "good. Fuck. I am just done with today. I'm glad you can hear my big girl voice."
  5. Her: "GET OUTTA THE MUD!!!!!!"