A Scene From My Future

  1. *Wife and I are having coffee in our mansion when our son walks in*
  2. Son: "Mom. Dad. I have to tell you something."
  3. *Starts to get nervous*
  4. Son: "I just... I just can't keep living a lie."
  5. *begins sweating. I know where this is going.*
  6. Son: "I've tried to give them a chance, I really have, but it just doesn't work. I can't force myself to like them, and I shouldn't have to."
  7. *Oh no oh no oh no oh no*
  8. Son: "I'm... I'm a cat person. I just really, really don't like dogs."
  9. Me: "I DIDN'T SPEND 18 YEARS RAISING YOU JUST SO YOU COULD BE A CATLOVER! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
  10. I will love my kids unconditionally, no matter who they like or don't like. Unless they like cats more than dogs, then screw them.