Politics aside, I just thought this was pretty funny.
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  3. But, then I realized that Marco is not even in the race anymore.
  4. 16% of the people voted for someone who isn't even running anymore.
    Well, 16% of the Republican Party.
  5. But then I just read that Marco beat Kasich, who still is in the running.
    Guys, he lost to someone who isn't even up for President anymore. Lost by 22000 votes, according to CNN.
  6. Arizona allows people to send in their votes early via mail.
    So I guess that makes sense.
  7. But still, poor Kasich lost to someone who isn't even in it.
  8. So can we just take a moment of silence for Kasich, because I'm sure he's having a rough day.
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  10. Okay, that's all. You may now return to your regularly programmed lists.