How I Realized How Much of a Disappointment My Family Is

  1. Sister: "Did you guys hear that Russell Wilson is engaged to Ciara?"
  2. Mom: "Who's that?"
  3. Sister: "She's a singer."
  4. Me: "In a smoky room?"
  5. Mom: "What? What does that mean?"
  6. Dad: "That's where she sings?"
    I expected more from you, father.
  7. Me: "Smell of wine and cheap perfume?"
  8. Mom: "..."
  9. Dad: "..."
  10. Sister: "..."
  11. *they continue on with their grownup conversation and I list about how none of my family seems to have ever heard "Don't Stop Believing".