1. By Buried
    WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY. WHY DID I WATCH THIS. WHY DID I NOT TURN IT OFF. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? Everyone involved in this "film" owe me an apology.
  2. By Inside Out
    This movie was great, and I loved it, but it literally made me cry in a parking lot, so someone owes me an apology.
  3. By Brad Pitt
    Remember when you cheated on Jennifer and broke her heart and ruined everything? I do. Apologize, please.
  4. By U2
    IM STILL NOT OVER THAT TIME YOU FORCED YOUR MUSIC ON ME. Your apology means nothing to me, and I won't forgive you, but you should still ask for my forgiveness, because that was a really crappy thing for you to do.
  5. By Shonda Rhimes
    Because you created shows like HTGAWM and Grey's that got me hopelessly hooked, and then proceeded to break my heart. I still love you, but an apology would be nice.
  6. Static
    Because I @ you way too often, and you never acknowledge my existence. Whatever, I'm over it. I don't care.
  7. By Peeps
    They know what they did.
  8. By that bug I found crawling on me just now
    I let you live, and not so much as a thank you? Ruuuudeee.
  9. Static
    Because one time I desperately needed stencils for a project, and you didn't have what I needed. Get your shit together, or I'm making @HobbyLobby my go to craft supply store.
  10. By that Taco Bell guy that didn't give me a spork that one time
    I guess I'll just eat my Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes with my fingers, you demented animal.
  11. By the Sun
    I don't care if you are a flaming ball of burning hydrogen, helium, and other gasses, you have no right to burn me. Apologize, or I strike.
  12. That pair of shoes I wore during my junior year of high school that gave me blisters
    You deserve to rot in the deepest piles of stinking trash in the garbage dump.
  13. I'm forcing myself to stop because I'm just opening myself to old pain.