1. This list
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  2. Is not suitable
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  3. For children
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  4. An Easy button.
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    My entire fist as hard as I could.
  5. Pictures of Huskies on Instagram.
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    My finger, twice.
  6. A substitute teacher I had in high school
    My car. *he accused me of not showing up to class (on a day I didn't have the class) and told me I was failing because I always skipped, even though I never did and had an A in the class.
  7. This beer at the Guinness factory.
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    But then I'd just give it away! @BWN_7 @kate81 😂🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼
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    In the forehead.
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  9. Commercials on the Internet. They drove me off tv, and I am slipping away from the Internet
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    Like this one.
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  11. That cigarette out of your hand/with my foot!
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    Not cool when you're kid's homework and hair smell like an ashtray!
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