I Rigged Secret Santa At Work

  1. I saw the perfect gift for a coworker, and bought it for her.
  2. But than I thought it might be weird if I just gave her a Christmas gift out of nowhere?
  3. So I put up a Secret Santa signup, and everyone but 3 people signed up.
  4. So when I put all the names in the cup, I kept her name for myself.
  5. A friend I told called me a "Sneaky little Hufflepuff."
    Which is true. I'm in this weird in between of Slytherin and Hufflepuff.
  6. The gift?
  7. I bought one for myself, obviously.
  8. She's going to metaphorically die, you guys.