Monsters Inc Monsters, Ranked By How Many Scare Containers I Would Fill If It Showed Up In My Room

  1. I bet he's like a giant body pillow that cuddles you.
    Containers: 0
  2. He's probably so soft.
    Containers: 0
  3. He's so adorable.
    Containers: 0
  4. He would just be way to easy to kick like a soccer ball.
    Containers: 0
  5. Purely because of her hair.
    Containers: 1
  6. Mostly because I bet she's getting my room all slimy.
    Containers: 2
  7. Way too many arms.
    Containers: 2
  8. Sure, he looks friendly now, but with the lights off?
    Containers: 3
  9. If he wanted, he would snap my neck so easily.
    Containers: 5
  10. Please leave my room, and take your eyeballs with you.
    Containers: 5
  11. LIBRARIANS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDLY
    Containers: 9
  12. GUYS HE COULD BE IN THE ROOM WITH ME RIGHT NOW AND I'D NEVER KNOW.
    Containers: 12
  13. No. no. No. no. No.
    Containers: 15
  14. I'm so sorry.
    Containers: 53