1. In Hawaii, I just floated face down (with a snorkel) for ten minutes, trying to convince my family I was dead. Knowing me, they knew I was faking. The security guard walking past thought I was dead, and yelled at me and my family.
  2. I convinced a girl once that my name was Julio, and that I was half Mexican.
    I'm so white it's not even funny. She was angry when I finally said I lied, but I had literally told her my name on three different occasions before I said it was Julio.
  3. I just realized that I have had zero really good pranks.
  4. My MO is hiding and scaring people.
  5. I'm really good at that.
  6. But I suck at pranks.
  7. Sorry, I feel like I let you down @aus10