My Horcruxes

Lord Voldemort ain't got nothin' on me.
  1. A sea turtle
    Good luck finding it in the middle of the ocean.
  2. President Obama's Flag Pin
    Good luck getting past the Secret Service.
  3. A check for a million dollars
    Good luck destroying your chance to be rich.
  4. A single grain of sand
    Good luck finding it in a world full of roughly seven quintillion grains of sand.
  5. A single penny
    There are about 200,000,000,000 pennies in America, and people just throw them in fountains and on the ground. Good luck finding the right one.
  6. A piece of paper
    It's continuously getting used and recycled and used again. Good luck.
  7. Nearly Headless Nick
    Good luck killing a ghost.