My Non-sexual Todo List

A phrase coined by my role model, Winnie the Bish.
  1. Betty White
    We'd just chill and sip wine and she would tell me her life's story.
  2. Chris Pratt
    Drink beer and watch old movies and just have a grand old time.
  3. Ellen Degeneres
    We'd just go to parties and meet famous people, and I'd chill with her and Portia and play board games.
  4. Bear Grylls
    We'd go on hikes and adventures and live in a tent in the forest. No pee drinking, though. That's a deal breaker.
  5. Oprah
    Please just listen to all of my problems and make all of my life decisions for me.
  6. Adam Levine
    Take me on tour with you and we can visit all of the places I've wanted to go and then I'll go to all of your shows and sing all of the words louder than anyone else in the crowd.
  7. Paula Dean
    Maybe we just don't talk (ever), you just make me food.
  8. Michael Bublé
    Please just sing to me as I fall asleep.
  9. Queen Elizabeth II
    Let's throw extravagant dinner parties and go to balls and just be fancy.
  10. John Krasinski
    Watch the Office and chill?
  11. The dogs from Eight Below
    Can I please just pet all of you?🙊