My Non-sexual Todo List
A phrase coined by my role model, Winnie the Bish.
- •Betty WhiteWe'd just chill and sip wine and she would tell me her life's story.
- •Chris PrattDrink beer and watch old movies and just have a grand old time.
- •Ellen DegeneresWe'd just go to parties and meet famous people, and I'd chill with her and Portia and play board games.
- •Bear GryllsWe'd go on hikes and adventures and live in a tent in the forest. No pee drinking, though. That's a deal breaker.
- •OprahPlease just listen to all of my problems and make all of my life decisions for me.
- •Adam LevineTake me on tour with you and we can visit all of the places I've wanted to go and then I'll go to all of your shows and sing all of the words louder than anyone else in the crowd.
- •Paula DeanMaybe we just don't talk (ever), you just make me food.
- •Michael BubléPlease just sing to me as I fall asleep.
- •Queen Elizabeth IILet's throw extravagant dinner parties and go to balls and just be fancy.
- •John KrasinskiWatch the Office and chill?
- •The dogs from Eight BelowCan I please just pet all of you?🙊