ONE OF THE MOST HORRIFYING THINGS TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME ☠

Inspired by @blisssara
  1. The incident happened the summer of my Freshman year, 2009.
  2. We were running our annual Firework Stand in a Fred Meyer parking lot.
  3. We had gotten McDonalds for dinner, so there were soda cups on the table we had ate at
  4. I had forgotten which one was mine, but I figured we were all family and grabbed one at random.
  5. For the record, it had a lid, a straw, and looked like every other cups at the table.
  6. But it wasn't soda.
  7. It was my cousin-in-law's used chewing tobacco.
  8. I took a giant gulp of tobacco and saliva.
  9. I SWALLOWED BEFORE I REALIZED WHAT HAD HAPPENED.
  10. THERE WERE NO TOOTHBRUSHES OR TOOTHPASTE OR MOUTH WASH ACCESSIBLE.
  11. I HAD TO RUN INTO FRED MEYER, TRYING NOT TO BARF, TO BUY TOOTHPASTE.
  12. I SQUIRTED TOOTHPASTE IN MY MOUTH AND SWISHED IT AROUND.
  13. I no longer drink from cups that I'm not 100% sure of the contents.