1. I'm stalling her because we are going to a surprise party for her.
  2. For some reason, they told her we had to be at a game night at 7, but we can't get there before 7:10.
    Why they didn't tell people to get there at 6:45 instead of 7 is beyond me.
  3. She is super anal about getting places on time.
  4. Part of stalling was going to the bathroom.
    "SERIOUSLY? You're pooping? We need to leave NOW! Hurry up!!"
  5. I put my dog out.
    "You should have done this earlier!"
  6. Then I realized my dog went quickly, so I put my parents' dogs out too.
    She wasn't happy that I didn't put them all out at once.
  7. Now I'm making her stop by Black Rock because I told her I have a headache.
    She yelled at me for performing a normal bodily function, so I don't feel bad for lying.
  8. I'm getting a starburst rockstar.
  9. We are in line.
  10. She is freaking out because she has to order.
    She refused to let me drive.
  11. She doesn't want to order because the driver window is broken, so she has to open her door.
  12. She is trying to force me to get out of the car and drive...?
    "I hate you. I hate you so much. I hate you."
  13. I honestly don't know why this is so upsetting to her?
    "I hate you. I want to punch you in the face. I want to punch Kailie too." Kailie is her friend I'm also getting a drink for.
    I just got 18 stamps! Now I just need to buy 2 drinks, and I get 2 free. I didn't even know they did that!?
  15. We have left Black Rock.
    We were supposed to be there at 7:10, and its 7:15. Mission accomplished👍🏼