Reasons Ted Mosby Is A Garbage Person
This is not a hot take, this is fact. And before you ask, no, I will not be accepting alternative facts.
- •He is so self absorbed that he genuinely believes his teenage children want to hear the story of every girl he has dated.
- •He told a girl he loved her on the first date, and then committed an act of theft to prove he isn't crazy and that she should give him another chance.
- •He went to the same Halloween party four years in a row in hopes of a girl he met once might be there.He also wore the same lame costume all four years.
- •He stole a woman's private information and stalked her at her place of work, and then tried to convince her to leave her fiancé a few days before the wedding.
- •He caused an excessive amount of stress to a woman 2 days before the wedding, went behind her back and started a fight between the bride and groom that almost ended their relationship, all because he wanted to bring a date to the wedding.
- •He lied to Robin about breaking up with his girlfriend, made out with her and almost had sex with her.Also, he tries to blame it on the time of night?
- •He essentially spent +9 years complaining about being single.
- •HE MADE ROBIN GET RID OF HER DOGS.I'm still so angry over this one. Also, angry Robin actually got rid of them and didn't dump his ass immediately.
- •He expected his fiancé to move out of her house in NJ, taking her daughter out of school and away from friends, and move into his apartment in NYC.