Just in case you didn't see my previous list, I'm currently drunk
- •Me: did you hear Ledecky finished 9 minutes before the 2nd?
- •Mom: seconds.
- •Me: yeah, 9 minutes.
- •Mom: no, 9 seconds.
- •Me: yeah, that's what I said.
- •Mom: no, you said 9 minutes.
- •She's on to me, guys
- •Also, why does my phone want to change "drunk" to 😵?Like, I'm still alive, okay??