Sprinkle These Things around Your House to Keep Me from Entering
Inspired by @marymurphy
- •Anti-Ross ListsCHANDLER IS THE WORST.
- •Parody Twitter accountsAll they do is plagiarize each other and share pictures of small accounts so they don't get any likes/retweets.
- •Those trees that smell like semenCallery Pear, gross.
- •Orange Julius SmoothiesI hate those bastards.
- •Books written by James PattersonTo be fair, I've only read one, but it was awful.
- •People who ignore you when you ask how they are doing, and immediately start ordering
- •Those kiosk people in the mall that try to sell you spatulas and shit
- •Toby FlendersonNah fam.
- •TVs playing Shark Week 24/7No.
- •My dad's extended family🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑
- •Kids asking where babies come fromThat is not my job.
- •Those "house centipedes" that are really demons in disguise. A bad disguise, but a disguise nonethelessBITCH I'M GONE. Google house centipede, I dare you.