1. "It's hard to listen to you with a straight face."
    Giphy
  2. "You aggravate our allies to the south."
    Static
  3. "No one else was in the room where it happened."
    Static
  4. "That's that little guy who spoke to me all those years ago."
    Static
  5. "Look in his eyes, see how he lies!"
    Static
  6. "Hey, I have not been shy I am just a guy in the public eye tryin’ to do my best for our republic. I don’t wanna fight, but I won’t apologize for doing what’s right"
    Static
  7. "It's him or me, the world will never be the same."
    Static
  8. "I try to make sense of your thousands of pages of [tweets]. You really do write like you're running out of time."
    Static
  9. "They don't have a plan, they just hate mine."
    Static
  10. "Your sentences border on senseless."
    Static
  11. "You have married an Icarus, he has flown too close to the sun."
    Static
  12. “This is the difference, this kid is out!”
    Static
    Just posting this for his inevitable impeachment.