The "I Only Watch Big Bang Theory And The News" Coworker

  1. Me: "favorite Disney movie?"
  2. Him: "I don't like movies."
  3. Me: *stares*
  4. Him: "I don't have the attention span to watch a long, uninteresting movie."
  5. Me: "how could you say something like Hercules is uninteresting?"
  6. Him: "what's that?"
  7. Me:
  8. Me: "what about Toy Story?"
  9. Him: "maybe if I was four."
  10. Me:
  11. Me: "do you play any video games?"
  12. Him: "why would I waste my life like that?"
  13. Me: "do you have twitter?"
  14. Him: "yeah, but only to retweet political stuff."
  15. Me: "don't follow me, because I will not follow you back."
  16. Me: "I'm trying so hard to relate to you some how, but you're giving me nothing. Except maybe hiking."
  17. Him: "hiking is okay, I don't do it often."
  18. Me:
  19. Him: "I only watch Sitcoms"
  20. Me: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU'VE ONLY EVER SEEN ONE SITCOM EVER!"
  21. Him: "That's not true! They're all just on CBS. Like Madam Secretary and Scorpion."
  22. Me: "literally none of those shows are sitcoms."
  23. Him: "... I watched an episode of Two Broke Girls once."
  24. Me: