The Office's "That's What She Said" Ranked

  1. 42.
    Put this matter to bed
    "That's what she said."
  2. 41.
    No thanks, I'm good
    "That's what she said."
  3. 40.
    Why did you get it so big?
    "That's what she said."
  4. 39.
    *waitress whispers in Michael's ear*
    "That's what she said."
  5. 38.
    You should put butter on it
    "That's what she said."
  6. 37.
    They taste so good in my mouth
    "That's what she said."
  7. 36.
    I want you to think about it long and hard
    "That's what she said."
  8. 35.
    Let's just blow this party off
    "That's what she said."
  9. 34.
    This is going to feel so good getting this thing off my chest
    "That's what she said."
  10. 33.
    Can you make that straighter?
    "That's what she said."
  11. 32.
    And up comes the toolbar
    "That's what she said."
  12. 31.
    Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing?
    "That's what he said. Right, guys? Because of gay?"
  13. 30.
    I say things like that to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard
    "That's what she said."
  14. 29.
    Come again?
    "That's what she said."
  15. 28.
    Why is this so hard?
    "That's what she said. Oh god. What am I saying?"
  16. 27.
    Well, you were hardly my first
    "That's what she said."
  17. 26.
    Force it in as deep as you can
    "That's what she said."
  18. 25.
    Put it away
    "That's what she said."
  19. 24.
    You need to get back on top
    "That's what she said."
  20. 23.
    Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow
    "That's what she said."
  21. 22.
    Don't make it harder then it needs to be
    "That's what she said."
  22. 21.
    I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work
    "That's what she said."
  23. 20.
    This is huge
    "That's what she said."
  24. 19.
    Michael, you're making this harder then it has to be
    "That's what she said."
  25. 18.
    *Dwight eating grapes"
    "That's what she said."
  26. 17.
    I can't stay on top of you 24/7
    "That's what she said."
  27. 16.
    You already did me
    "That's what she said."
  28. 15.
    Instead, you screwed me
    "That's what she said."
  29. 14.
    It squeaks when you bang it
    "That's what she said."
  30. 13.
    It was easy to get in, but impossible to rise up
    "That's what she said."
  31. 12.
    Does the skin look red and swollen?
    "That's what she said."
  32. 11.
    It's gonna be tight
    "That's what she said."
  33. 10.
    I need two men on this
    "That's what she said. NO TIME. But she did. NO TIME!"
  34. 9.
    Um, my mother is coming
    "That's what she said."
  35. 8.
    Dip it in the water so it slides down your gullet more easily
    "That's what she said."
  36. 7.
    I can't force you to go down, but I can entice you
    "That's what she said."
  37. 6.
    And you were directly under her the whole time?
    "That's what she said."
  38. 5.
    There's no way you're making this magic with just your mouths
    "That's what she said."
  39. 4.
    The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth
    "That's what she said."
  40. 3.
    Dwight, get out of my nook!
    "THATS WHAT SHE SAID THATS WHAT SHE SAID THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
  41. 2.
    Wow, that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling
    "THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
  42. 1.
    Michael, I can't believe you came
    "That's what she said."