The Only Mic Drops That Matter

  1. The I'm-the-mother-freaking-King-of-England mic drop.
  2. The I'm-the-President-of-the-United-Sates-of-freaking-America mic drop.
  3. The I'm-married-to-Leslie-freaking-Knope mic drop.
  4. The I'm-Beyoncé-what-other-reason-do-I-need-to-drop-a-microphone mic drop.
  5. The I-may-be-a-puppet-of-a-pig-but-I'm-still-fierce-as-hell mic drop.
  6. The screw-the-microphone-I'm-going-to-drop-you mic drop.
  7. The I'm-Mindy-Lahiri-and-I'm-a-sensible-person-so-I'm-not-going-to-break-this-expensive-piece-of-equipment-by-dropping-it-needlessly mic drop.
  8. The I'm-the-mother-of-freaking-dragons-and-rightful-queen-of-Westeros-and-I-don't-need-an-actual-microphone-to-drop-because-I'm-that-badass-plus-they-haven't-been-invented-yet mic drop.
  9. The I'm-so-fierce-I-don't-even-need-an-actual-microphone-to-drop mic drop.
  10. The I-hope-you're-on-birth-control-because-there-is-a-good-chance-you-just-got-impregnated-and-I-didn't-even-drop-the-mic mic drop.